Punky:  Mama, I don’t have enough toys.

Me:  WHAT?!?!  You have TONS of toys!

Punky: No, I don’t have any toys.

Me: Yes, Bud, You do…

Punky: No, I don’t have any toys.

Really?

Let’s take a walk around our house….

Are you ready?

Let’s enter our front door where you currently have your GeoTrax set  up…

Then, let’s trip over your fire truck pedal car…parked right behind the train set up…

Next, Let’s peek at the shelves of our entertainment center (or as your father calls it, our monstrosity)…also while remembering that some of these toys are not pictured as they are still packed up from our trip over the weekend…

Then across the room, separate from the GeoTrax train is the GeoTrax Airport!

And, Mister, don’t think I didn’t notice your small “pile” of toys between our chair and sofa in the living room!

Shall we peek into YOUR bedroom of your toyless house?  (I didn’t even take the time to document how FULL those drawers are underneath your train table!)

Shall we move downstairs?

And I don’t dare venture into the crawl space where you have more toys than a department store!

Now, child, tell me again that you have no toys?!?!?!?