Punky: Hey Mama, Dada is my bestest friend.
Very long pause.
Punky: Mama, if you make me chocolate chip cookies tonight, you can be my bestest friend and then dada not.
Yes, bribery at its finest.
4 responses to “Bribery 101”
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lol. sweet story.
kids learn all the means possible to get what they want. Almost a-moral in a way 🙂
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Did he get cookies?
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You need to watch out, he’ll be arranging a “bestest friend” auction soon, but who will be the highest bidder?
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There were no cookies made that night! 🙂 It’s so amazing to me the thing he comes up with these days. This morning he said, “Mama, I love you so much…you are my special Mama. I love you all da way up to da moon and back down here to da earf.”
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