This morning:
Me: That’s it……I’m calling Santa. You’re not listening to Mommy.
Punky: No! You no know his number.
Me: Yes, I do. All parents have his phone number.
Punky: Mama, you caaaaaan’ttttttttt call him. He no have a phone at his home.
P.S. While searching for an image to post, I found this site. Very interesting… never heard of this before. Kinda spendy for one phone call!
TOO funny…. 😉
Punky is so funny!
LOL
I’m going to use this. My four year old also told me last night that Santa doesn’t have a phone when I threatened to call.
I email Santa when the kids have gone to bed…wink wink…My hubby is a fireman and sometimes has to work on Christmas Day for 24 hours so misses the whole Santa thing…Therefore Santa gets a mommy email explaining things so he comes Xmas eve morning …they fall for it every time
We use this on a lot too. We currently have the 4 stages of naughty behaviour. Stage 4 is a phone call to santa.
Last year I actually “called him”. The children were mortified! He told me that he was very busy and could I call him back later… So they had the opportunity to be good and show me that they could be good… Surprising how well that day went!
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