While changing Punky’s diaper
Son: Me, penis***
Me: Yes, you have a penis.
Son: Mommy too!
Me: No, not Mommy, but Daddy does!
Son: No, Mommy, too! (pouts)
Me: No, not Mommy…
Son: Daddy, penis. Mommy, too!
Me: Nope, just you and Daddy.
Son: (whining) No MOMMY TOO!
Why do I even TRY to reason with a 2 year old?
(***Great, I can’t wait to see what kind of hits I get from a Google search now!)


Let me know what you’re thinkin’!