While changing Punky’s diaper

Son: Me, penis***

Me: Yes, you have a penis.

Son: Mommy too!

Me: No, not Mommy, but Daddy does!

Son: No, Mommy, too! (pouts)

Me: No, not Mommy…

Son: Daddy, penis. Mommy, too!

Me: Nope, just you and Daddy.

Son: (whining) No MOMMY TOO!

Why do I even TRY to reason with a 2 year old?

(***Great, I can’t wait to see what kind of hits I get from a Google search now!)

3 responses to “My morning…”

  1. RC Avatar

    Now I can’t wait for this conversation someday!

  2. laughingatchaos Avatar
    laughingatchaos

    Oh, hon, I’ve been having this conversation with both boys FOREVER. J may be finally catching on. Sigh…LOL!

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